Monday, May 5, 2014


Yeah, I'm not quitting the blog game, just changing things up.  With my professional writing career on the rise, my foundation as well as my fanbase solidifying, I'm finding myself with less and less time to actually write blog posts.

At least from the viewpoint I was able to two years ago.

SO, here's the deal - instead of crafting 12 blog posts three times a week, let's just go to "when I do" status, and combine them into an omni-blog after all?

SO!  This particular blog, on it's own, is closing...but it'll stay here.  For the memories, for the clickbait (pffft), but above all as a reminder to myself where I started from, as a writer and a blogger and worse.

Catch ya when I catch ya!

~That Bastard From Bellingham

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Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Dear Slave Leia Cosplayer....

Dear frightened Slave Leia cosplayer,

Bitch you ain’t shit. Ya one floppy titty ain’t shit. Don’t come to my stall and get all frightened when I’m giving you the schtick – I ain’t tryna holla atcha, I’m tryna sell you some goddamn premium, awesome books.

Bitch you saw them from a mile away, ‘s why you came over to my stall. Don’t be actin’ like a goddamn frightened rabbit, lookin’ at me like I tried to tear ya cloak off or some shit, especially when I did nothing of the sort.

Fuck yo emotions and fuck yo dreams.

AND that one floppy titty.

~Thomas Duder, Author of the Things