I...gah, shit, I've gotta step telling people they'll be the new Featured Link, then forgetting who the hell I said it to.
Since I cannot remember who the hell I said that to, I'm going to give it to LuDubs who runs two blogs: Dubsteps Loud and That Life It's Me.
At Dubsteps Loud he scours around and finds the best wubstep out there, from the electronica/experimental time to the hardest, crunchiest wubwubs I've ever freakin' experienced.
Seriously, this guy loves his wubstep and while I dislike the genre mostly, he's even found stuff that I freakin' dig~!
That Life is pretty much his personal blog, and it's interesting to see what kind of stuff a prettyboy from Sweden can get into, y'knowwhatImean? it's not all bein' pretty and listening to dubstep, for all that he STILL posts wubstep over there from time to time lol.
SO, find him at:
Dubsteps Loud (http://dubluu.blogspot.com)
That Life It's Me (http://thatlifeisme.blogspot.com)
To the person who I told would be the new featured link, freakin' contact me so I CAN post ya up! Shit, I'm also sorry for forgettin', yo. Been busy as a motherfucker, surely you can understand~! D:
So yeah, have you guys checked out our opening gig video? If anything it gives you an idea of where we're going with 1200 lbs. of Metal, and it's the first time anyone's heard Shame You beyond our practice sessions.
Altogether could've been better, but it could've been a shitton worse too! We had all them middle-aged and oldster types noddin' their heads and clappin' after awhile, and I think we genuinely shocked and surprised them right off the bad with the very first song.
Well, we're current in practice attempting to craft new songs and tweak and reinforce the ones we already know. Pretty soon we'll be doing more than just opening, but having a set long enough for a main gig.
And THAT'S gonna be fun as hell! We'll be seein' ya when we get there, eh?
I've been screwing around with the statistics for Googles, and I've noticed that Man-Flavored Milk as well as The Bellingham Jerk are amongst the lowest viewed of my blogs. It gets views, but nary any comments~! Is it because of how I comment back like a maniac, or the nature of the beast in that it's yet another youtube video blog?
I mean it doesn't matter to me either way, since I do enjoy posting over there. I've just noticed that the comments have dwindled to nothing, and I dunno if it's me or the blog itself or whateverhaveyou.
Anyway, head over to MFM and enjoy the awesome fucking videos I've posted~! The recent spate was awesome, freakin' The Most Offensive Videos lol. The guys behind the Charlie Brown/Peppermint Patty "Hush Mode, Nigga" video.
Yeap, found the whole damn thing~!
Expanding Der Netwerkz
So in an attempt to be more findable via search engines and what-not, as well as just to expand my follower base (you guys ARE my foundation, y'know? A writer needs to be read.) I'll be screwing around with Googles Analytics and this Webmaster thing. We'll see, and I'll keep you guys posted about it as I head into the exciting world of LOL I'M A WEBMASTER NOW and what-not.
So, what about you guys though? What are YOUR suggestions for me to get viewed and followed by more? I've played around with the whole "leave your site address in your comments," but it leaves such a bad taste in my mouth. I'll probably keep up at it, so long as it doesn't make me seem rude.
I mean I AM rude, but I hate being offensive on accident, y'knowwhatImean? Hey, when That Bastard gets greasy, it's time to break out the olive oil and get all kinds of Turkish fucking wrestling up in hurr.
Enough Hakan-isms, it just boils down to now I'm doing this podcasting thing (THE HOOLIGANS, ONLY AT KAOS: CHAOS PARTY RADIO!), and then there's all my other sound bytes and playlists and stuff...not to mention my original stuff, my poems, literature, lyrics and Battleworld. Like I said earlier, a writer needs to be read and as it's been put to me recently I freakn' deserve a larger audience.
Or maybe I don't, I dunno. In this instance though, I reckon I'm right.
Speakin' about Battleworld...
Yes, I'm still writing in this. I'm also too fucking stoked about doing up the Krieg Army soon.
My. Fucking. God. SO fucking brutal!!! I can honestly only hope you guys enjoy 'em as much as I do 'cuz, dayum.
Voice Acting and Sound Bytes
SO. I spoke of Sound Bytes earlier, and my podcasting and sparse voice acting attempts. Next week I'll be typing up a small script and having myself and my homeboy, another golden glorious character voice type (Ace: http://dangercombo.blogspot.com), running through the paces with my very own Six-Gun Sal and his very own Jackson Gilroy, both from the point where our two multiverses cross over and it gets all Extreme Existence.
I'll also be puling out one of my old voices, Derek Jensen (the Derpomancer), a favorite amongst our friends and those who were there to enjoy role playing with the pleasant gentleman and vampupeer hunter.
It'll be fun, in the very least, but honestly...I really need to buckle down and just re-do all the voices I did back when I was GMin' Neo-Tokyo: Unit 13.
Well, you'd like to check it out? PREPARE FOR MORE WALLS OF TEXT LOL:
and the NPC list, which I had a distinctly characteristic voice for a clear 9/10 of 'em, or some variation thereof...
We still have yet to finish this game, but who knows. We'll see. In the meantime, this is more or less the prequel to Battleworld (Harkonnen Kraze died in this game, the very woman who begat the bloodline that led to the Kraze Armada), and might be of interest to y'all as extra reading material. Lord knows it also shows how my thinking process goes as far as how I structure stories.
Working As A Laborer
Yeah, it sucks. It sucks balls. Doesn't even suck normal balls, just hard fucking balls. But....butbutbut.
It feels so good to be working again.
Yes, my skills lays towards writing and English and typing. Yes, I'm the ultimate secretary and bodyguard rolled up into one thick, delicious package. Yes, I'm that cool guy who can file, type at an insanely high skill level, 10-key at a respectably high number, do basic mathematics and algebra in my head...but I can never get a clerical job because I'm A) a dude and B) I don't have any experience in a clerical job, ergo will never get a clerical job. Which is like that Old Spice commercial about experience, y'knowwhatImean?
Never gonna happen.
Which really, REALLY sucks. I'm so pigeonholed into labor work onry that it's not even funny, and what's worse is that the place I'm currently working at would slap me onto a forklift so fast my head would spin after discovering that I've had over 1000 hours of forklift experience in an extremely dangerous environment.
Which is NOT a good thing since the place I'm currently working at is a nightmare for forklifters, just like the last place I was a forklifter for.
Suffice it to say, I'm happy to be working again. I'll be just as happy to be getting consistent hours and still be able to blog and get my band practice in.
But there's always going to be that little part of me deep inside that sighs and wails at the fact that unless I own the business or buy my way into a business, I'll never get an office job.
Which sucks, because I am SO FUCKING CERTIFIED in it too. Even got this Microsoft Office 2011 certifications and what-not.
Like that's helped for anything, hrmph.
Anyway, enough complaining. Expect a J's Journal and a new Bachelor Chow in the next That Bastard On, and as always keep yer eyes out for the newest blog posts, yeah?
Also, believe it or not I AM going to do a The Bellingham Jerk post soon. Suffice it to say, Jack n' the Box has me quite pissed, and I'll tell you EXACTLY why in the next blogpost!
You are supporting a non-profit organization that rakes in more money than anyone in the middle income bracket.
68% of the donations they collect goes to their Hookers and Blow fund.
Supposedly, 32% goes to fund rival warlords.
What makes me laugh is that Kony hasn't even been verified to still be IN Uganda, let alone the rest of his army. There's also plenty worse shit goin' down in Uganda, Ethiopia, and any number of the surrounding countryside. Does anyone else remember the Genocide in Darfur?
Oh, but I'm certain you giving them even more views will help. After all, they're "not doing this to become famous" but to collect money and spend it all on Hookers and Blow.
What makes me actually cringe is seeing how many e-celebrities just jumped ON this motherfucker. Just BOOM, "WE NEED TO SAVE THE CHILLUNS!" and "KONY IS BAD WE MUST DO SOMETHING WATCH THIS SHARE THIS AND GIVE IT MORE VIEWS!"
Do some research, godammit. This is exactly why I don't trust non-profit organizations. I mean, hell...there used to be a blog done by someone who called themselves The Truth About Genetics, and they had quite the lengthy post about how much money ACTUALLY goes towards cancer research.
The rest? Parties, wining and dining celebrities, hookers and blow.
So yeah, I don't hate on the people behind Kony 2012. It's a great money-maker, and I'm certain there's going to be some life still left in it long after their mishandling of the money comes under scrutiny.
How many views do they got? How many advertisements is plastered on that video? Huh.
Well, let's end it on a good note. From the sound of it, Kony may or may not become the new Saddam Hussein, save the CIA didn't train him. Or did they?
Time to do some research of my own again.
P.S. - Our opening gig is over at http://anubisunit.blogspot.com, and we have an hour of Street Fighter x Tekken content over at KAOS: Chaos Party Radio (http://kaospartyradio.blogspot.com).
Yes, I've been busy. Go show some love.
I've also got something like 50 or 60 sound bytes and a capellas to upload. Somethin' like that. Probably gonna get to it soon. Go to the Sound Bytes page, lemme know what ya think.
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