Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Dear Slave Leia Cosplayer....

Dear frightened Slave Leia cosplayer,

Bitch you ain’t shit. Ya one floppy titty ain’t shit. Don’t come to my stall and get all frightened when I’m giving you the schtick – I ain’t tryna holla atcha, I’m tryna sell you some goddamn premium, awesome books.

Bitch you saw them from a mile away, ‘s why you came over to my stall. Don’t be actin’ like a goddamn frightened rabbit, lookin’ at me like I tried to tear ya cloak off or some shit, especially when I did nothing of the sort.

Fuck yo emotions and fuck yo dreams.

AND that one floppy titty.

~Thomas Duder, Author of the Things


  1. Wow man she must have pissed you off something bad

    1. Yeah.

      It pissed me off more in hindsight, too. >XD